Not very Christmas-like, but.....

A woman was out hunting a Christmas present for her husband this year and was having trouble finding something he didn't already own. You see, the fella is a big 'BB King' fan and has already scoured the planet in search of memorabilia and such. She searched all the usual places, even flea markets, junk stores, trying to find something that would please him. Finally she gave up.

On the way home she passed a tattoo parlor and thought, 'What the heck, maybe I'll get an idea.'. Once inside she asked the artist to tatoo a 'B' on her left butt cheek and a 'B' on her right butt cheek.

She drove home very excited, because she knew her husband really thinks she has a fine figure and this would please him immensely. Once in the house she told him he was really going to enjoy this years Christmas present! He said, 'Well, let me have it then!'. She beckoned him to follow her to the bedroom and told him she would show it to him.

Once they were in the bedroom she dropped her drawers and bent over presenting to him her monogrammed, shapely behind. 'Well, what do you think?' she asked.

'That's nice, Honey, but who is "BoB"?

Merry Christmas Y'all!

Will be off for a few days. Maybe. Be safe traveling and don't take any wooden nickels.

Jim

I got a woody!

Kahr just released its new 1911 in .45ACP !

You may drool.


I called all over the country trying to find TWO of 'em.

For those who don't know; Kahr Arms makes a serious pistol the fit, finish, and function of which approaches high end custom firearms and in some cases exceeds them. The triggers are similar to the ParaOrdnance LDA's and they are all 'carry' guns, meaning they are for concealed carry. In my mind they are the perfect company to build John Browning's masterpiece. Now if I can just find and lock down a pair of low sequential serial numbered examples.....