Mwahahahaha!

Upon reviewing these pictures I have come to the conclusion I really like that grey Rustoleum paint. I see a red door and I want to paint it grey...

The hoist is in, the trim begins!

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How it Works

I have teenaged daughters and I still didn't know how this worked.

Twilight for fellas.

Who Says the Flat Earther Global Warming Fanatics Don't Have a Sense of Humor?

Some brother is gonna be seriously pissed about his Caddie, though.

Made in Germany

Ya' learn something new every day

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The Democrats, They Know Best

WASHINGTON (AP) - The White House said President Barack Obama could use an unusual evening war council session Monday to lock in his long-awaited decision on whether to commit tens of thousands of new U.S. forces to the stalemated war in Afghanistan.

Military officials and others said they expect Obama to settle on a middle-ground option that would deploy an eventual 32,000 to 35,000 U.S. forces to the 8-year-old conflict.

That rough figure has stood as the most likely option since before Obama's last large war council meeting earlier this month, when he tasked military planners with rearranging the timing and makeup of some of the deployments.

Like any lawyer, the president has decided that with a little reading and a few questions answered he can out-general the generals. The commander submits a request for 40K and, upon consideration, the lawyer decides the commander really only needs 32K to get the job done. Efficiency!

The proper response here, as any retard on the short bus could tell you, is one of two things:

1) "40,000? Hell! take 80,000, kill everybody, and be done by Christmas."

2) "Screw that! Everybody back on the bus, we're goin' home."

Obama is an idiot.

Here's the place for the latest on the flat earth society (the IPCC) lies and manipulation verified by hacked emails and data. Put this one to bed. Along with the 70's energy crisis, the Loch Ness monster, any number of "missing link" hoaxes verifying evolution absolutely, the earth-centric universe, spontaneous gener...ation, and alchemy.

It is wonderful to see the "Climate Scientists" trying to hide the stains on their wonderful blue dress (everyone is wearing it these days - consensus dontcha know). The usual positions are tried, especially the "appeal to authority" with degrees and institutions being bandied about like an internet penis size contest.

It all boils down to lies, collusion, and the biggest scientific fraud in history. Exposed.

Faux Fox or Fox?

I was pondering the way the conservative commentariat has been participating in the the panic Sarah Palin has engendered in other liberals when I discovered Netflix has Season 1 of SNL up for streamimg. I apologize for the Bruno plug.

The funniest skit ever:

Land Shark | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

It's a hard life

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South Park Slips Harley Cult the Red Pill

In case you missed it, Southpark did an episode on harley owners. The plot revolved around the common perception that harley riders are fags and in their typical merciless fashion Matt and Trey went for the jugular. The story goes so far as to have the kids demand the definition of "fag" be revised to mean "harley rider".

It was obvious the harleyfags response to the episode would be damned near as funny as the show and the bucketheads did not disappoint.

Below is an example of what occupies the column "borderline genius" on the harley owner bell curve.

Tralfaz
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Not to over-analyze something, but here is where I "think" they went with this. They key point to the episode was not the Harley riders, but how ridiculous the word "***" has gotten. So, to mess with how uptight people have gotten over the word, they decided to pick an image that is opposite of the the person that is upset over the use of the word right now. Then have the kids call bikers ***s since they are one of the less likely people to be called ***s given the current use of the word. Heck, they spelled this out by having them look up the use of the world throughout history in the dictionary.

At the same time we all know that there is the image of the biker with the crazy loud pipes that likes to crack the throttle at every intersection, so why not pick a "macho" target that you can make fun of as well. Heck, while they were at it they could make fun of the "poser" element of motorcycles as well by having them be so eager to be noticed.

It was a funny episode. Bike-curious had me cracking up.

They are in denial. Dude, everybody has figured out you are a bunch of fags. That's all.

Bad Ass Saw

I am currently pondering this saw (model 805) for addition to my pitifully meager tool collection:

Wait for it....

"Cop Killer" gun used!


And look - it only took four idiots at ABC (MATTHEW COLE, PIERRE THOMAS, JASON RYAN, and RICHARD ESPOSITO) to uncover this SHOCKING and UNEXPECTED twist to the story. Is there a merit badge or something similar they give out to supposed journalists for plagiarizing gungrabber propaganda?

The comment thread is rippin' 'em a new asshole, but I enjoyed the following the most:

"Using the same implied logic of this article - that guns are 'cop killers' as opposed to the criminals/terrorists who wield them - then I guess we should also outlaw teleprompters that destroy countries.
Posted by:
dez_sez Nov-9"

Bad Day for Multiculti

"It was "unbelievable", said Qadri, that the man who news reports said went on a deadly rampage Thursday was the soft-spoken psychiatrist who prayed at the mosque nearly every week. "

You got a raghead US army psychiatrist screaming "Allahu Akbar" and running around shooting folk on a military base. How many ways is that single incident a refutation of the tripe preached by the left as modern enlightenment and the dawning of their shiny new world of varied cultures and religions coexisting in harmony subservient to the state?
Mix a "man of science", a "healer" (specializing in combat stress, of course), a US soldier, a devotee of the "religion of peace", and a military base full of unarmed (combat trained) victims and what do you get? A step by step down the line reality check and refutation of damned near everything the left preaches and holds dear.

These are the facts. Mr B. Hussien Obama cautions folk,

“We don’t know all the answers yet, and I would caution against jumping to conclusions until we have all the facts.”

because we sure need more information to come to the correct conclusion as the assertion the US just suffered a terrorist attack on its own soil has no basis in fact other than some raghead screaming "Allahu Akbar" running around shooting people....

Handiest Cellphone Ever

No problems dialing 911 for the cleanup crew after a foiling an assault attempt.


Props to JamieD.

All Facebook. All the Time.

The Pan Galactic Blogger Blaster appears to have thrown in the towel and opted for social networking over blogging. I can't say I am entirely surprised; I thought MySpace would do him in.

Seriously, things have gotten bad (Spacebunny/MafiaWars bad), so bad in fact Jamie R told me (in confidence) he overheard the BloggerBlaster assert to Josh he has more facebook "friends" than Difster and the only reason Larry had so many friends was because he was a "MafiaWars" addict.

So, as a brother, I would ask that you comment on his blog, clap your hands, and believe really hard, and maybe we can bring Bloggerbell back from the edge.

The Flat Earth Fighting Retreat Begins

New narrative: It's not the scientists who are wrong, but the alarmist environmental advocates trying to spur emission reduction who, in the process of dramatizing the dangers of the flat earth.. er, umm..global warming!, are discrediting legitimate concerns based upon scientific fact with unfounded outlandish disaster prophesies.

Attic elevator MkI/modII

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You will note the much more elegant design with two cables spooled onto the same drum. Cable separation is maintained via a guide rod assembly (the cables don't ride it, but bounce off when they try to get together). The end uprights have been grouped into sub-assemblies, and the hoist frame has been reconfigured so that it gives more even lifting, but reduced capacity with the same hoist.

Attic elevator MkI/modII

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Change You Can Believe In

Seems folk in East St. Louis figure with a half-black man in the whitehouse they shouldn't be expected to hide their desire to leave whitey out in the cold anymore. The mayor was a bit too overt in his desire to keep the blood pure within his sphere of civic influence.

"[The] defendants thereafter fired all of the candidates hired by [Frazer and Murphy] and hired several new officers and employees based on their racial and political beliefs," the suit alleges.

East St. Louis is a pest hole of crime running the gamut from a to z and I guess it is only natural, given a community policing philosophy, that drug dealers and theives should be policed by those of similar backgrounds.

10 police officers hired in June 2008, two had criminal histories — and that one of the two took the oath of office while sought on an outstanding arrest warrant for domestic battery.

I guess it's Africa here now and the white folk just haven't gotten the message. What other explanation is there?

The Flat Earth Climate Change Movement is Useful After All

It sure brings the whackos out of their hidey holes and makes them feel free to step out from behind their veils of respectability. It must be liberating for them to think it is finally acceptable to share with the world what they really believe.

Climate chief Lord Stern: give up meat to save the planet

People will need to consider turning vegetarian if the world is to conquer climate change, according to a leading authority on global warming.

In an interview with The Times, Lord Stern of Brentford said: “Meat is a wasteful use of water and creates a lot of greenhouse gases. It puts enormous pressure on the world’s resources. A vegetarian diet is better.”

Lord Stern, the author of the influential 2006 Stern Review on the cost of tackling global warming, said that a successful deal at the Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen in December would lead to soaring costs for meat and other foods that generate large quantities of greenhouse gases.

Unique Art

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Obama Comes Out Swinging for Flat Earth

The president is pushing hard for the latest global warming power grab in the face of record cold temperatures while declaring "overwhelming scientific evidence" and that "naysayers" are being marginalized.

It makes one wonder if the earth were presently experiencing a heat wave whether Obama would declare the converse to be true, i.e. that naysayers are being affirmed in their assertion global warming is hogwash. One would almost think treaties and laws affirming GW would have the power to alter observable reality given the hysteria with which the left is pursuing their enactment. The good news here, of course, is Obama can in no way be extricated from association with the global warming suckerfest. Opponents will shortly be able to gleefully hang his "flat earth" beliefs around his neck.

On a further note: Obama has declared a "National Emergency" - It bears looking into, but one wonders if this is the same type of declaration of emergency giving the government unfettered power those right wing nutjobs have been predicting for the last twenty years. The narrative gets weirder by the day.

Bill Wins the Science Fair!

Congratulations on your camera housing, Bill. I have no doubt you are already contemplating a MarkII rendition.

Feast your eye's, y'all, and be sure to make appropriately appreciative noises at Bill's technical prowess (Meaning: I expect y'all to render input of the same type Bill dispenses).

Seriously, they look great, Bill. Well, maybe the tone is a bit off....

Welldigger in his element.

Ass deep in junky cars.

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Rednecks love trackers.

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Ready to go back in

1.5L suzuki for Welldigger's tracker.

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Jamie

Breakin the law III

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Breakin' the law II

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An Aussie: Breakin' the Law!

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High tech rednecks and The Mad Aussie

Laptops are now required equipment in the shop.

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High times in tennessee!

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What the hell has welldigger got me into.

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Latest project!

What do you think?

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Attic elevator. So MrsJAC doesn't have to lug those boxes up those crappy fold down stairs.

The casting has to be supported along it's length, hence the location of the cross bars. That's a Miller 185 MIG and the welds are good. Deep, wide, and hot. I was thinking on relocating the crossbar position but the thought of digging through those welds stopped me cold. It ain't going anywhere.

It is now exactly 12" shorter - I cut the legs long so I could get everything located correctly before finalizing. The motors still need to be wired together and the final welds are not done. Got to floor the lift carriage and maybe put some light chain on three sides to keep the load from extending past the ceiling opening.

The hoist frame will come apart into four sections so it will fit into the attic to be reassembled there. Each end section will be cross braced, and the back will have a bolt in diagonal. Overkill, but it makes me happy. The entire apparatus weighs less than 100lbs including hoists and lift carriage.


I'll tell MrsJAC 200lbs max - (You could lift a dressed 350 no problem), paint it, trim it in and call it a day.

Next!

Messages From Beyond

Don't read this, Sarah.


The Mad Aussie has taken up temporary residence in Nashville, Tennessee with my sorry assed brother and Josh. Upon waking this afternoon:

Josh

Josh

hey dude
1:59pmJac

yep

Jamie try to bugger you in your sleep?
2:00pmJosh

your brother has not killed jamie yet, so I reckon that's good

no, he didn't, as I am not a sheep
2:00pmJac

So, he buggered Nathan in his sleep.
2:01pmJosh

possible
2:01pmJac

Is he smiling?
2:01pmJosh

jamie?
2:01pmJac

either
2:02pmJosh

jamie is

nate was
2:02pmJac

then they buggered you.

check six man
2:02pmJosh

no, my ass is unpenetrated
2:03pmJac

virginal, eh? Jamie swore he was gonna "go all deliverence on you."
2:04pmJosh

he did, did he?
2:10pmJac

honest
2:13pmJac

honest injun!
2:13pmJosh

oh goody

I Found the Fount of Fat Guy Wisdom

6911 "Statements of Freedom" on the Harley-Borgison website.

A Harley Basher's Banner Bonanza!



Juan Ponce de León would not necessarily be impressed, but this is one of the most entertaining things I have stumbled upon in a long time.




My own submission for the Hairless-Borgison Statement of Freedom:

The Experiment Ends

Q: What did we learn?
A: You really can't make a silk purse from a sows ear.

With the primary and mandatory design specification that a completely obsolete power plant be utilized Eric Buell failed to build a state of the art, commercially successful sportbike.

Doh!

Gotta give the man credit, though. He tried like hell and damned near reinvented the wheel to do so.

California is SO on Top of Global Warming

They are considering "black cars", banning big screen TV's, and converting to the exclusive use of concrete rather than "blacktop" road surfaces.

All these things are supposed to directly or indirectly contribute to our record snowfall - I mean, gloabal warming and the desired outcome is less heat absorbed by lighter colours.

Does this mean I am genetically disposed to fostering a cooler planet? Is california going to require black folk to wear white hats and ban excessively large afro's?

I Know Ya'll have Already Seen This

but, Damn!

Take a powder, ladies.

Bill sent me some pics of his iteration of a waterproof camera case. I am having flashbacks from the "duct tape and bailing wire" days of riding with the KLR crowd. If you can't make it out of PVC and epoxy, you don't need it anyway.


First: This was obviously Bill's inspiration.

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