Wednesday, January 26, 2005

All this talk of Social Security reform..

has got me thinkin'. Here's what I think: The problem (aside from the fact that it is a pyramid scheme) is mainly the fact that we had to borrow from the fund to finance government expenditures. Now, you will hear we had to apend it on this big thing or that big thing, but it comes down to social programs siphoning off money that should have been used for those big things to start with.

Solution: Establish a finders fee for any information linking a SS recipient to hippydom (dope, tie-die shirts, bell bottom pants, old pics of long haired maggot infested sandal wearing Rolling Stones fans) and cut the SS recipient's benefits by half. 'Cause Lord knows they pushed for all that welfare state crap.

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