Saturday, February 19, 2005

Vox Awards Fiasco

Spacebunny received not even a nomination from Vox for one of his numerous 'daisy' awards. Yet another example of yankee oppression.

That said, I will only be conferring one award and it is for:

The Most Long Suffering Underappreciated Wife On The Planet Who Makes Her Husband Think He's Smarter Than She Is:

And the winner is......

Spacebunny!

(honourable mention to Dr Who.)

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Who you callin' Redneck?


JamieR deserves a Rebel Yell for this folks!

The gay lobby wouldn't be burning crosses outside his frontyard right now. And
Jeff, Nate, Gregg, JACIII, Clay, and all the Southron minorities would never go
to Washington D.C. for the Million Redneck March after more than a century of
abuse, chanting: "I shall persevere. We shall persevere."Nope. Because that
crybaby shit is only for .......!Jamie R Email
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Now that's impressive. But I should have expected it from Ben Bostrums Ducati 998 paintjob. The man had it painted as a Battle Flag and raced all over the world. Winning quite a bit, I might add.

And what's all this talk of BillClinton and LyndonJohnson being rednecks? No way. BC and LBJ would be the whiners Jamie speaks of. BC wouldn't last 20 minutes in a hunting camp. Somebody'd stomp his ass. Now LBJ was an avid hunter and to his credit hated the Kennedy's, probably even had one killed, but he was no redneck. Just another filthy rich liberal democrat looking out for the common working man, right? Sure, rich folk are always lookin' out for po' folks. Look, no redneck is gonna send out checks to people for sittin' on their asses. Nope. Charlie Rangel doesn't know a single redneck. I'd put money on it.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

The first US Submarine to do a barrel roll.

The USS JimmyCarter so named because it is designed to roll inverted and beg for mercy.