Girls in Charge

Girlcop Arrests Couple  For Asking For Directions



This is what happens when the feminine mind aquires authority. Add menopause to the mix and it's anybody's ballgame. The girl convict is reported to have both her parents on another police force. Catfight anyone? One good ass whoopin' would fix this little problem and have girlcop running back to the kitchen. Might even save her life.

In saner times it was common to describe a man's thinking as having a "feminine mind"
if he was one to let emotion rule his decision making above logic.

"The New Pollock" or "Buckeye's and Gravity Don't Mix"

BREITBART.COM - Tape Shows Man Fell Overboard From Cruise

Buckeyes - wankers from ohio who talk through their noses and are assued, all evidence to the contrary, of their own superior intellect.

It seems whereever they go in this wide world they find some dumbass way of getting killed.

We have a problem here in the Bluegrass with invading vacationing buckeyes.  They are drawn to the Dan'l Boone National Forest in droves to drive the scenic routes, jet-ski upon the recreational lakes, hunt the woods, and climb the rocks.

The former examples are annoying owing to their rude nature and conduct, but  that last one is what gets 'em into trouble. Buckeye's know that the yankees conquered gravity long ago and if one watches the Discovery Channel and smokes enough dope one can do just about anything. Like, say, free climbing, or amusing one's friends by shitting off a cliff (oops! the toilet paper got away.... I'll just catch it........ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  ... splat), or repelling Aussie style down a 300 ft rock house.

Y'all may think I'm kiddin', but one of the wife's former patients who was the owner of an ambulance service in the Red River Gorge (part of the Dan'l Boone National Forest) remarked to her he could not make an appointmet on a selected date. It seems that was in the busy season for his business as yearly, around that time, buckeye activity in the gorge increased and with it a resulting spike in climbing (falling) infuries. He further remarked that he wouldn't be able to stay in business were it not "for all the buckeyes fallin' off rocks."

Next time y'all hear of somebody gettin' eaten by a bear in the Smokies or runnin' his jetski under the bow of a barge take note of his/her native state. 10 to 1 it's a buckeye.

Tomorrow we will be discussing minnesota soccer fans.

Nobody in the Village People was Wearing a BMW Suit

I have an uncle who rides a Road King (yes, he really does ride it) who was telling me about one of his riding buddies showing up on a BMW GS1100 for a group ride. He said he informs bystanders when they arrive at a stop that the BMW rider is not gay.

My comment: "Do you tell them that while you're wearin' leather britches with the ass cut out of them?"
Reply: "Sometimes."

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I pulled up next to a group of cruisers (Hardleys and whatnot - they all look alike to me) while on a ride with the wife last Friday on the KLR. As is more and more common these days, there were some females in the group on their own rather large cruisers instead of on the back like they belong. At a stoplight the wife and I said, "Hey" to the nearest rider (a girl) as is common when riders meet.

A second rider (on the other side from us next to the girl - no helmet, dark glasses - must protect from UV rays!) revved his bike and looked aorund at the SwampThing and said, "That's cute."

I stood up and yelled over the farting elephants:

"Did you ever play soccer?"
loser shakes head
"So how come you're ridin' a chick bike?"

Motorcycles: One's too many, and a dozen is not enough.

Vincente Fox Needs to Look Elsewhere For Trouble

MEXICO CITY (AP) -- Police enraged by the kidnapping of six officers club unarmed detainees. A bloody battle between steelworkers and police leaves two miners dead. Drug lords post the heads of decapitated police on a fence to show who's in charge.

So, Who thinks VF is using our border to deflect a little light from reaching the cockroaches? Excuse me, that should be "cock-a-roach".

No wonder folks are leaving Mexico in droves. I can't help thinking that the old adage applies: "Sell when everyone else is buying, and buy when everyone else is selling" might apply to Mexican real estate....

Notice

Nothing pithy today.

Move along.

The "Inter"national Guard" or A College Education at Work

Another link from Drudge to a Washington Post Story on using the National Guard for border security.

"We have to be very careful here," Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb.) said yesterday on ABC's "This Week." "That's not the role of our military. That's not the role of our National Guard. . . . That's a short-term fix, and I'm not sure that's a very wise fix."

Did you read that? He said, "That's not the role of our military." If I recall correctly from 10th grade civics and kindergarten reading comprehension, that is the ONLY role for our military. Granted, they are not to be used to screen immigrant applications but protecting our real estate through the use of and the threat of the use of deadly force against those who seek to abuse the goodwill of the american citizenry (and in some cases aquire through sedition ownership or influence over some of that real estate for a foriegn power) is the be all and end all of our military's constitutinal authority.

I reckon we should rename the National Guard to the International Guard to better describe what the high flyin' intellects in the senate percieve as the Guard's duty.

I thought surely the senator would have to be a juris doctor to make such an assinine statement, but it turns out he is merely a graduate of St. Bonaventure High School, Columbus, Nebraska, the Brown Institute for Radio and Television, Minneapolis, Minnesota, and the University of Nebraska at Omaha.


Disclaimer:
Y'all know conquest is my stated preference for our military's use. It is also well known that I have no problem with giving california to mexico outright; in 10 years they would be begging us to take it back. But facts is facts.