Friday, February 20, 2009

Texas Toothpick

Know Why Raccoons Will Never Need the Blue Pill? 'cause they gotta bone in their pecker! And they have the ability to retract their testicles into their abdomen when they fight. How cool is that?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Ate up with the dumbass:

This is an expired Craigslist ad.

2006 Yamaha R6 - $2133 (Trenton, GA)

Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-12-16, 8:09PM EST

I have an 06 Yamaha R6, black on black with an 07 R1 motor on it. Very fast and dependable bike. My bike is fixing to get repoed. I only owe $2,125.01 but I need some extra spending money. This bike has 6,300 miles on it with less than 1,000 miles on the new crate motor. The motor that was on it before slung a rod through my leg and now I can't walk and I have a lot of doctor bills that have to be paid. Please help me. Call anytime--I'm kinda like a vampire now that I lost my leg. lol!

Call Steven at (423)xxx-xxxx anytime
If no answer, please call Carl at (423)xxx-xxxx