Thursday, November 26, 2009

How it Works

I have teenaged daughters and I still didn't know how this worked.

Twilight for fellas.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Who Says the Flat Earther Global Warming Fanatics Don't Have a Sense of Humor?

Some brother is gonna be seriously pissed about his Caddie, though.

Made in Germany

Ya' learn something new every day

-- Sent from my Palm Pre

The Democrats, They Know Best

WASHINGTON (AP) - The White House said President Barack Obama could use an unusual evening war council session Monday to lock in his long-awaited decision on whether to commit tens of thousands of new U.S. forces to the stalemated war in Afghanistan.

Military officials and others said they expect Obama to settle on a middle-ground option that would deploy an eventual 32,000 to 35,000 U.S. forces to the 8-year-old conflict.

That rough figure has stood as the most likely option since before Obama's last large war council meeting earlier this month, when he tasked military planners with rearranging the timing and makeup of some of the deployments.

Like any lawyer, the president has decided that with a little reading and a few questions answered he can out-general the generals. The commander submits a request for 40K and, upon consideration, the lawyer decides the commander really only needs 32K to get the job done. Efficiency!

The proper response here, as any retard on the short bus could tell you, is one of two things:

1) "40,000? Hell! take 80,000, kill everybody, and be done by Christmas."

2) "Screw that! Everybody back on the bus, we're goin' home."

Obama is an idiot.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Here's the place for the latest on the flat earth society (the IPCC) lies and manipulation verified by hacked emails and data. Put this one to bed. Along with the 70's energy crisis, the Loch Ness monster, any number of "missing link" hoaxes verifying evolution absolutely, the earth-centric universe, spontaneous gener...ation, and alchemy.

It is wonderful to see the "Climate Scientists" trying to hide the stains on their wonderful blue dress (everyone is wearing it these days - consensus dontcha know). The usual positions are tried, especially the "appeal to authority" with degrees and institutions being bandied about like an internet penis size contest.

It all boils down to lies, collusion, and the biggest scientific fraud in history. Exposed.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Faux Fox or Fox?

I was pondering the way the conservative commentariat has been participating in the the panic Sarah Palin has engendered in other liberals when I discovered Netflix has Season 1 of SNL up for streamimg. I apologize for the Bruno plug.

The funniest skit ever: