FYYFF !

JACIII and Nate in the Ozarks. We suffer for you.

JACIII

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Camp "C"

JACIII

Foiled!

JACIII

Life on the road

May be roughin it, but morning coffee is essential.

JACIII

Ready to ride!

So, me and bro decided it was time to tackle the Arkansas
Section of the Trans Am Trail. Third times the charm I reckon.

I met Nathan in Tennessee friday night whence cigars, BBQ, and bourbon were enjoyed to mark the occasion.

Up early, we refined our packing and stowing somewhat. Pared down unessentials to facilitate handling and seat room (240 road miles to Nates, then 380 road miles to the trailhead.) We did a little work to get comms running, hit Walmart for ramen noodles, and headed out.

JACIII

Piss stop

Near Crenshaw.

JACIII

Hey Bill!

Look what I saw today!

JACIII

Russert and the Clinton Clan

I seem to remember the lady taking offense at his rough handling of her early in the primary campaign....

Those upon whom blame for her failure falls might just fail to see her next attempt.

Nice Striper!

Anybody want to guess what I'm doing today?
JACIII

Chicken Little was Bullshitting

Again.

Headline from The Independent

Threat of world Aids pandemic among heterosexuals is over, report admits

A 25-year health campaign was misplaced outside the continent of Africa. But the disease still kills more than all wars and conflicts

The article goes on to state that the risk is primarily to those engaging in buttsex and IV drug users. Surprise, surprise, surprise! I could have asked any whore mongering redneck 15 years ago if he was worried about getting aids and, without the benefit of a degree in biology or an MD he would have responded correctly, "Watch your mouth. I ain't a damned fag."

You never see correction by big news organizations, so don't expect to hear anyhting from the pundentry.

Here is the apology owed:

"You rednecks were right all along about this. We were really just trying to cooperate in the theft of american tax money and use the imaginary issue of heteroaids as a bludgeon to promote saturation of the airwaves with sympathetic coverage for our pet perverts and so our friends would think we were smart, empathetic, and "cutting edge".

Signed __________________________________________________ (idiotic liberal scum)

More than I Bargained for but

No sense in complaining.

JACIII: 06.07.08 - 12:18 PM

I would like to see someone try to give a plain english definition of "Spiritually attuned" and "Spiritually advanced" that didn't require the reader to swallow wheel barrow loads of bullshit to even pretend to buy into.

KyrieEleison 06.07.08 - 01:14 PM
I will give it a shot.

When a secular or naturalist application of "spiritually attuned" is used, the writer is only recognizing "spooky insite" that something "unseen" is having an affect on the physical world and, because of Biblical illiteracy, does not recognize it is a full on, brutal, war between dark and light.

"Spritually attuned" Biblically means to have discernment; to discriminate between what is true (light) and what is false (darkness), between what is from God and what is from Satan.

"Spiritual discernment" is actually one of the spiritual gifts listed in 1 Corinthians 12. This power is increased tremendously when one studies scripture. The FDLS case where the lack of discernment of secular society was brought to light is a very good example of the consequences of the blatant disobedience of God's commandment concerning our Biblical illiteracy... ie: no one should think they won't be next.

Biblically, "Spiritually advanced" would pertain to being Biblically literate with spiritual eyesight that only beleivers have. Secularist have no idea their disbelief causes spiritual blindness. A secularist would only attribute one who was spiritually attuned as merely a form of "quazi-poetic insite"; kind of like a blind person using reason to demand that everyone join him in believing color does not exist.

I was actually trying to get some secularist sucker to attempt to enlighten me and then aid him/her in tieing his/herself into knots, but Kyrie had a little something bright to say. Thought I'd share.

An Offer You Can't Refuse

The Lizard Queen(tm) and Magic Negro (tm) are going to meet face to face. Somebody will not leave happy.








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It's a Small World After All

Wrong! It a big world and it's growing because folks just don't get out and see it for themselves.

It also yielded somewhat surprising results that reveal how little people move around in their daily lives. Nearly three-quarters of those studied mainly stayed within a 20-mile-wide circle for half a year.

Their opinions are based on television broadcasts of slanted, agenda driven reports and their perception of dinosaur network applied peer pressure from prime time soap opera character's behavior and scripted expressed opinions.

Factor that into your daily life and not much will surprise you.

In the same article:

"In the wrong hands the data could be misused," Hidalgo said. "But in scientists' hands you're trying to look at broad patterns.... We're not trying to do evil things. We're trying to make the world a little better."

Science at it's altuistic "trust me" best.

Texas Judgette Walther Throws a Bitch Fit After Texas Supreme Court Smackdown

Typical for what womyn use for brains:

She was wrong, but not really

"The court does not have the power, with all due respect, to enter any other order (other than vacating)," said Julie Balovich of the Texas RioGrande Legal Aid over the telephone. She argued that no evidence justifying the additional restrictions had been entered as evidence before the judge.

I hope the FLDS lawyers simply back up and file suit. Again. All she's doing is trying to keep her clutches and those of the lying, child abducting, good for nothing, CPS in the business of the FLDS folk to cook up some more whole cloth bullshit to phuck with them for daring to show the world the bunch of power drunk bureaucrat scum they are.

This is one of those things womyn can't forget or forgive regardless of the circumstances and she won't be able to restrain herself from using her position to persecute the FLDS folk. The Texas Supreme Court should have removed the case from her jurisdiction.

Somebody disbar her. For the children.

Update: A friend of Walther posts in her defense. While slandering the FLDS, who are the victors in this particular legal battle, in the same fashion as her friend. Any guesses as to whether they have cats?
Whoa! Somebody took that post down right quick! I only made the one nasty comment....

Hey, Nate!

Found something for you....










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Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract

Courtesy of The Onion:

PORTLAND, OR—In a move that added the world's pre-eminent equine athlete to its stable of endorsers Tuesday, Nike signed Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes winner Big Brown to a seven-year, $80 million endorsement contract that included a $10 million signing bonus as well as the creation of a signature horseshoe, the Air Brown.

"Nike is ecstatic to sign the top star in horseracing," CEO and Nike president Mike Parker said, unveiling the "jumphorse" logo as the Kentucky-bred colt trotted onstage. "From Michael Jordan to Tiger Woods, Nike has created formidable partnerships with the very best in sports. I can't say how proud we are to work with B.B., who is an extraordinary individual both on and off the track."

"Big B doesn't complain when he gets the far outside starting gate position," Parker added. "He just gallops. And he gives hope to everyone out there that if they train hard, push themselves, and keep their snout clean, they can accomplish anything."

Big Brown, whose Nike endorsement deal is the largest ever for a thoroughbred, was flown from New York to Portland in a private Nike jet stocked with the world's finest bourbon, caviar, sugar cubes, cigars, carrots, and hay. Upon arriving on the west coast, the equine superstar's handlers whisked him past a throng of cheering fans into a stretch limousine bound for Nike headquarters, where Brown, his 11-horse entourage, and his team of lawyers reviewed the contract one last time before signing.

Slated for release on June 1, the lightweight, U-shaped Air Brown horseshoe features Nike's patented air-cushioning system, consisting of a pressurized gas encapsulated in polyurethane and aluminum. According to Nike engineers, the innovative technology was created to provide equal measures of comfort, support, and performance on both dirt and grass tracks by reducing shock, distributing pressure, and protecting the hooves from overpronation. Big Brown intends to debut the Air Brown horseshoes on June 7 at the Belmont Stakes, when he attempts to become the first horse to win the elusive Triple Crown in 30 years.

Although Big Brown was approached by a number of suitors from sportswear manufacturers including Adidas, Reebok, and Pony, the undefeated 3-year-old was ultimately won over by Nike's willingness to work closely with him to create a horseshoe conforming to his strong sense of personal style as well as his physical needs. Big Brown was reportedly impressed by Nike's efforts when technicians used cameras to record his gait from multiple angles while he ran on a treadmill.

"Because Big Brown's hooves have been prone to injuries, we created 3D computer models to map out their exact size and shape in order to design a customized horseshoe that fits perfectly," Nike technician Kenneth Phillips said. "We've also determined he can reduce the risk of impact injuries during his workouts by exercising on a quartet of stationary elliptical machines."

See Article Here

Girl Power!

Commmies.

Ride Hard, Ride Wet

I put this trip off for weeks. Busy, busy, busy. Springtime in Kentucky. By laast Thursday I had put it off for another three days and things were starting to crowd in agian. Phuck it. I'm goin'.

The Mighty GS was loaded like an alpine sherpa; Sleeping bag, tent, cookstove, clothes, laptop, cameras... Hey I was a Boy Scout! Be prepared was our motto!

So, I don't much more than get geared up and let the clutch out when the sky opens up to rainin' buckets. I wasn't worried; I remembered to don my super-duper, double top secret, crashproof, waterproof, abrasionproof, fireproof, weatherproof, high fashion kevlar riding suit which to date has never let me down.

Then it really started rainin'. I couldn't see much from the sheeting on my visor, so I pulled off the next rural Kentucky exit and found an auto parts store. I was one wet puppy, y'all. I made puddles where I walked. Folks were definitely wonderin' what the hell had just rolled in on 'em.

I found the RainX and proceeded to the counter. The fella checkin' my out who looked to be about 45 said, "It sure don't look like a very good day to be ridin'!"
My brain to mouth filter had become disengaged from the irritation of having to stop only a couple of hundred miles into my ride so I said the first thing to come to my mind:
"Not if you're a candyassed harley rider it isn't."

You should have seen the shock! His eyes bugged out like a deer in the headlights and with a soft/hurt voice he said, "I never heard that before."

I took my change and left. Later I got to thinkin' about what a job harley marketing has done on 95% of the american population. It their genius at marketing could be transferred to their engineering and manufacturing departments they would set the world on fire.