Saturday, March 11, 2006

I'm Puttin' my Foot Down !

I've had too many, "I've made up my mind and I'm buyin' a (fill in the blank with a dual sport motorcycle)" phone calls from Nate.

Listen to me Jr, Here are your options:

The I Want to Be a Burden to my Riding Buddies Option: You are going to buy a new BMW of any flavour. I will help you pick it up four times. These can be the first four times you drop it or the 12th through 15th or the first 15th, 31st, 35th (you get the idea) but only four times. After that you are on your own. I will carry only one hanky for you to dry the tears shed from ruining the appearance of a gorgeous motorcycle, and I will not accompany you home and witness the abuse you will take when DrWho sees what you have done to your pretty bike. I don't want to hear from you again until it's done.

The Money is No Object Option:
You are going to buy a new KLX250S. I don't want to hear from you again until it's done.

The I Will Grow Into It Option:
You are going to buy a slightly used and upgraded yellow DRZ400S. I don't want to hear from you again until it's done.

The I Just Need a Ratbike to Get Going with DualSport Option:
You are going to buy a slightly used !cheap! street legal dirtbike of any brand, color, size, so long as the balls of your feet touch the ground. I don't want to hear from you again until it's done.

Of course there's always the SwampThing......

And what's all this talk of house selling, moving, childcare, eating, and breathing? There are motorccle things to be done. Get your head on straight!

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