This much fun should be illegal.

Or not.

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Wtf?

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Efficient interstate travel

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Oklahoma

Wish y'all were here.

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BW givin' a shout out!

Above is our most gracious host in front of Bunker/bungalow/porn studio

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West bound.

There's been a change in accoutrements, and we're a bit behind schedule bit we're headed for BW's (from Nathan's blog) place in Missouri to liberate my Grasshopper and Nathan's JAKL from trailer bondage (we can hardly bear the shame).

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I like these

But they won't fit on my suburban. Dammit.

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Deer strike.

Long leeged rats.

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Gettin' there.

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Much better.

You show promise, Grasshopper.

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Only in America....

...can you get to be 70 years old without figuring out government isn't the "by the people, for the people" warm, fuzzy, maternal entity they told you about in grammar school.

Drudge is covered up with hellraisin' "town hall" meetings about the government takeover of the medical industry, and it's the oldsters givin' the guff with snotty do-gooders who know what's best for us on the receiving end.

The delicious irony here is these blossoming curmudgeons are the same folk who have been standing around with their hands out and shifting responsibility for their own well being more and more to these same type party hacks for decades.

The bright side of all this is it gives the lie to the idea that what is deemed to be undesirable public opinion can be managed in extremis, whereby folks are pacified by platitudes and hippy soviet style propaganda, sort of the scientific approach to public opinion or what I see as an attempt at management in a void of leadership. I guess the Obama crew will have to replace "Like, it's 2009!" and "That's so yesterday."

This will not do, Grasshopper.

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So we begin

Pedestrian to predator.

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Nathan needs new goggles....

Check that item off the list.

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Prime time summer time.

The blackberries are ripe! Two gallons in the freezer already.

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Step 8.

Admire your progress. That's Mad Scientist Jamie there prepositioning the minikeg tank. We kinda ran out of steam due to the rigors of step two and called it a night. 5 liters is a lot of beer....

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Step 7.

Fit automotive filler neck.

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Step 6.

Remove CO2 charge canister and its mounting goop.

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Step 5.

Enlarge Bung Hole.
Please make juvenile comments.

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Step 4.

Prepare the Plasma Cutter. You don't really have to prepare aplasma cutter except for plugging it in, but I thought it deserved its own step.

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Step 2. OK, no sense in belaboring the obvious, so on to Step 3.

Mad Scientist Brent is extracting the bung.

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Step by step instructions for constructing an auxilliary fuel tank for a KLX250s

Step 1

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[Insert Cryptic Message Here]

Whoo Hoo!

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Hung over aussies

No surprise there....

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Whem Jamie finally makes it to Kentucky...

I found a job for him.

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Weird Folk of the World

I had a conversation with that Reardon boy down in Aussie land last night, seems the cheeky bastard has been posting off the cuff dialogue with unsuspecting americans on his blog.

I'm gonna provide you with the link, but be forewarned; there is nothing on there even remotely related to music. Click the clips at your own risk and don't come cryin' to me.

The Mad Aussie Sister Boy Who Makes Sweet Love with His Amorous Aboriginal Brothers

"News of the World" is good stuff, you might sample that, but scroll down for Jamie's own brand of wiretapping.

Internet Safety

The Third World Approaches

I know some South Africans.

They all express the same emotion lately: deja vu


Community Organizers in Training:

dozens of teenage boys, who shouted ''This is our world'' and ''This is a black world'' as they confronted Marshall and his family.

Now, I don't know where these folk live (except "in the city"), but chances are they reside in or near a neighborhood of nearly homogeneous ethnic makeup and even though it ain't right for black folk to run around acting like that, it makes no sense to reside in an unwelcoming and obviously at-risk environment. Regardless of how the MSM, the city council, and the local revenue production officers (cops) want to depict race relations.

Pre Review

The handheld computer is fast approaching and in many respects is already here. The first iteration was the venerable Palm Pilot; primarily an organizer of contacts and calendars with some boutique apps thrown in with the ability to synchronize data with the old desktop computer. Then came the Handspring corporate offshoot which spawned the Treo; the father of all smartphones. The parallel developement of the Pocket PC eventually led to the Windows-based phone. Palm bought Handspring out and started really working the Treo, eventually producing a version running Windows Mobile and one running PalmOS. There have been others both by manufacturer and Operating System. IPhone comes to mind and is significant for being the first phone with a decent screen.
Throughout the last few years of developement of smartphones the Linux crowd has been chomping at the bit to get a toehold into cellphone Operating Systems. There should be a ripe market for a finished Linux OS given the clunky and resource hoggish OS Windows Mobile and Apple offer.

Just like turning back the clock Palm flips the Pre' out into the marketplace with a Linux based OS (officially WebOS), cloud based resource computing, automatically fully integrated, merged, and synchronized contacts and calendars, a gorgeous capacitive touchscreen at HVGA resolution, a fully capable browser (that's what I said - read it again) and a slick highly intuitive user interface.

Can you tell I'm diggin' it?

I have been using, and I mean using hard, Organizers, PDA's, Pocket PC's, mobile phones, and portable computers of one stripe or another for decades and have been wistfully awaiting the successful integration of all of the above for sometime now. The Pre' has integrated the usefulness of the above listed devices with special attention paid toward the most common and commonly useful functions.

How's That? By running the Web.

Similar in concept to the Vista system whereby the internet browser is the primary interface with the machine, WebOS works along the same lines in hyperdrive with the device itself being the primary interface to web and personal data (as in information - not bytes) but with the addition of a comprehensive merging faculty. It works and it works in the best way - invisibly and unobtrusively; it's almost creepy; like I'm carrying around a thing that knows way too much about me for comfort and automates 80% of the functionality of competing Windows based system.

It never asks, "Do you want me to merge these contacts?" or "Shall I apply this information to that contact?", but it slides it in there and the next time I access it the option for the new avenue of communication presents itself. I go around thinking I am slacking and should be organizing contacts, bookmarks, etc., as I go though the day using the Pre'.

The wifi functionality is singularly impressive and works to conserve battery power when using data intensive apps. Again, it just hums along in the background seamlessly without my input or command.

The camera rocks and recycles very quickly. Took pics of fireworks fer pitysake!

It multitasks well with the proper priorities evident.





Notifications are quick and concise, appearing at the bottom of the screen and are easily dealt with or dismissed by a gesture and without sorting through menus. The middle photo illustrates how the Pre offers a choice between running applications or functions with an interface reminiscent of Ubuntu running with all the optional effects wide open.

The screen rocks. Did I say that already? The screen rocks.

The browser works. Said that, too. Browser Works.


Conclusion:
You ever picked up a tool or device and thought, "Well, This here's how these damned things should have been made all along! What's everybody else been thinkin?" and it just seems obvious now that it's been done? That's the Pre'.

Scary.

PS - Spare me the iPhone comments until that ladies' fashion accessory can Copy, Paste, and do that nifty Multitasking trick.

Anyhow, it's important to maintain your perspective and keep in mind that using Apple products doesn't make you a better person. That's what Linux is for. - Vox Day

I-Phones

For suckers and women.





You would think even the bunch of khaki panted pasty pansies at Apple could specify design criteria with a temperature range that included one of its most commonly inhabited environment.

I am surprised they haven't taken the opportunity to blame the failure of their junk on Global Warming..er..!! Climate Change !!.

A Cautionary Tale

Ladies, be aware of the potential should you ever seek to break the twain of husband and Warcraft.

Granted this is only a boy but it is oft repeated we "are never going to grow up."

Wondering when we were gonna see this...

Feds Hunt For Guns One House At A Time

For My Brother: The Daywalker

Nathan has a fanboy.

Or maybe stalker....

JACIII

Dude cornered Nathan and started telling some story about a trooper out of control and his hyabusa and had a whole lot of minutia to include in the tale.

The girls tried to get me to go and rescue him, but I said, "Ain't no way. Y'all go pose so I can get a picture of it." They turned on a dime from feeling sorry for him to participating in his misery. Chicks. Gotta love 'em.

UPDATE: Turns out the old boy wasn't bullshittin'.

Feminine Arousal Alert

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The shit you see...

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Crack kills

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Fuckin' baby boomers.

Get thee to a nursing home already.

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Craggy Bottom

Don't know what it is the bottom of, but craggy top must be a long ways up.

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Starting fluid

Everybody needs a little pickmeup in the morning.

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American Castle

Told you he was gay.

Nathan and the girls at a wine tasting.

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The Big House

Biltmore Stable Cafe'

Ribs, chicken, slaw, mac-n- cheese, pulled pork. Mmmmmm.

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At the biltmore

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Towel Service

The hotel staff thoughtfully placed towels on all the bikes in the parking lot while we were sleeping.

A nice touch from Guesthouse Inn of Asheville. They are now officially on the list of places to stay.

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The overlook

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High Times

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On the Ridge

Mrs JAC stylin'.

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What?!

You don't take a netbook on motorcycle trips?

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Gotta love cracker barrel!

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Happy Girls!

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Road treasure

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Unstoppable

And, no, it's not mine.