Beef Seasoning

I am looking for the perfect 'rub'. All good backyard cooks have a shaker full of spices mixed into a special concoction that they use on the grill/smoker.

Here's one that looks promising:

2 cups packed light brown sugar
1 cup kosher salt
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup garlic seasoning
1/4 tablespoon chili powder
1/4 cup lemon pepper
1/4 cup onion salt
1/4 teaspoon celery salt
2 tablespoons coarse ground black pepper
2 tablespoons whole celery seeds
1 teaspoon crushed cloves
1 tablespoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon Mrs. Dash original blend
1/4 cup salt


!Fair Warning!

Any yankee ketchup 'BBQ' sauces will be ridiculed.