From Smellybiker.com
Motodogging
Ever been chased by a dog ? Want to get even ?
Dogs love chasing motorcycles and sinking their teeth into bikers boots, despite our smelly socks and steel toecaps. Its fun for them but a pain for us, and its time we evened the score.
Motodogging is the art of making them chase you until they're completely exhausted, helping the brainless creatures learn to leave us alone.
The Rules
1. One point per dog per 100 metres.
2. The dog cannot be attached to the motorcycle.
3. The dog must belong to someone else.
4. Tying meat, bones or cats to the motorcycle is NOT cheating.
5. The dog is supposed to chase you, not the other way around.
6. Bonus points for a good story, falling off or kicking dogs that bite.
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