Friday, September 04, 2009

I was slow puttin' this up, but Bill is all Aces with this one.

1) A crop of Barney Fife's are created by a federal grant in the middle of nowhere Arkansas,

2) The money runs out,

3) They like being Barney, so they start generating revenue - read:"stealing from passersby"

4) The judge plays along until somebody REALLY gets pissed and they shoot him in the ass in the courtroom.

5) The jig is up.

I like the prosecutor stating he may file charges against the victim. Don't give in just yet, boy, there may be a dollar to squeeze outa the last man left in town.

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