Here's a fella makin' a bold attempt using pretty much the same teeter-totter method as Nate:

Here is another fella suffering the same results as Nate. Thump.

Not to be braggin' or anything, but this is pretty much how I did it:

There are always three ways; your way, their way, MY WAY. Things will go a lot easier for you if we just do it my way in the first place.